Oh! And if we ever meet in real life, you have to call me Dr. Thunder :)

Zing :)

You can tell all that? Over the internet?

Honestly, this has to be my favorite response :) I can practically picture you z-snapping at me, just to get a little extra sass in there. And just to clarify, I'm getting divorced...why? Have you put some sort of curse on me? Should I be bathing in holy water?

No, but I'm guessing I have views that clash with yours. We can talk about that instead, if you like.

I'm happily married. And I haven't trolled jezebel before, but I find that I am kind of enjoying the process. One comment garners tons of responses... because the commenters on here are a) frothing, reactionary idiots, and b) are the only people who ever have or ever will take the writers seriously.

I'm not sure how we got from your husband being a wimp to what you're going to name your kid, but I certainly don't mind. Incidentally, if your husband really has figured out how to determine a baby's sex using nothing but willpower, he's seriously onto something/is definitely wasting his time with you.

I'm good.

Being in a relationship with you sounds planned-to-death, stale, and terrible.

Maybe after he whimpers out a yes, you can tell him how you talked tough about it on jezebel.

Well, why didn't you give her a ring? The money, or the commitment?

But you did say they were defensive about it. Probably because they were ashamed. Could be you.

Timmy's first drone.

I'm sorry your country is as reproductively useless as it is in... well, every other way.

He tends to take me out of the movie. I wouldn't mind so much if I didn't know who he was. Incidentally, lots of people create characters and then stay out of the movie adaptations - so I'm not sure that's really any sort of justification.

Is it just me, or is cramming Stan Lee into every movie annoying? I don't want to see more of him, or his depths. There probably are a few things I care less about - but the list is extremely short.

You thought that because Laura wrote a horrible article with a misleading byline.

In defense of Gawker, it's a lot easier to get upset and write in capital letters than it is to read or think.

Coincidentally, I just spent a little under $300 on Amazon. Like, JUST before reading this and seeing your comment. You really got me thinking - I had no idea that online purchasing would make literally 100% (or more!?!) of people unemployed. So anyway, I wanted to apologize for not purchasing from a shittier,…

...This was pure argument bait, wasn't it?