Maybe start brainstorming on how to protect your work a little better.

Lifehacker, don't ever point out that bad things are possible!

I like to imagine that all those planes... are friends.

At which point we'll be free! Then Lawrence Fishburne will teach me karate.

I get that you think your opinion is more important that everyone else's, which makes it ok to talk down to others. And all this based on the fact that you (I'm guessing) played clarinet in middle school.

I think they might have the same weight.

The short, mean-spirited, senseless answer is that liking tea isn't as good as liking coffee - therefore, a morally upright study couldn't possibly focus on tea. And that's the one I'm sticking with - because I'm a coffee-addicted jerk.

I'M A LIVING GOD

There's a reason why people who refer to themselves as "actually musicians" sound like dicks when they talk down to other people about what is, ultimately, an opinion.

People like Lil Wayne. Your taste isn't any more valid than theirs. Go ahead and list some things you like - I guarantee you another internet expert tell you how stupid you are for liking X, Y, or Z.

That'll show 'em.

Wow. Now we're talking about elevating media, Wal-mart in Final Fantasy, etc. And honestly? Pass. The "artistic" offerings in other media bore or depress me about 90% of the time. Other people can take it from here if they want, but I was having way more fun when we were making way less sense, you were baffled by…

I mainly clicked on this to read the "THAT's the dumbest thing about Microsoft? Actually..." comments. We're being surprisingly well-behaved, though.

(Aaaand we're back.)

Both as a soda and a screen name. I'm not going to argue that one. But I'll stick with it, I think. We're done here, right? It feels like we're done here.

Hyphens confuse you? ...Yikes.

...That's probably the smartest thing that's been said in this entire conversation.

I dunno, you sound mad. And my entire focus here has been to make fun of you, so why would I be upset? It's a great distraction. Well - agree to disagree. Also, you need to hyphenate more when you're swinging and missing. "Micro-scaled," "cheetos-flavored," etc.

Not to brag, but I once actually managed to land the plane in Top Gun for Nintendo. Now that I've established myself as an expert on the subject, are there any questions? Possibly from ladies?

It's at least a little surprising that a righteous, marginalized gay video gamer would make fun of the mentally disabled so casually. But never mind. And even if I was 12... wouldn't it look bad for you to have a 12 year old pick on you and upset you like this?