Aniston seems real, and fairly laid back. I bet she would be fun to hang out with. I do appreciate Jolie’s focus on humanitarian efforts and imagine she could hold her own in a serious political conversation, but she seems very wound up.

Same, and I agree. I guess I look at some men the way straight women look at other women?

Are you for real? Jennifer Aniston got him to break up with his girlfriend. Read that sentence several times over and ask yourself if you really think it’s appropriate to talk about Justin as if he’s a man without agency who was lead around by a temptress woman who bespelled him into leaving his ex. This is some…

And do this.

Yeah, if we want to be shallow (and why the hell not, this is a Dirt Bag post), we can point out that Jen has since moved on to a younger and very handsome man who appears to bathe far more often than her ex. Why would anyone think that she’s still secretly pining for Pitt?

I have a feeling the first thing Jennifer Aniston thought when she heard the news that Brad and Angelina had split up was “oh for fuck’s sake, now everyone’s going to badger me for a comment”.

“Boring” means “they don’t call the paps every time they fart”. So yeah, “boring” wins.

He’s so fucking hot. I watched two seasons of The Leftovers not knowing Aniston was hitting that. Girl’s doing just fine.

My drive time divas have been giving Jen and Justin endless shit for years,

Shit I’m just happy being able to look at Justin Thoreaux so I’m sure she’s fine

As annoying as I find Madonna, I do enjoy the Madonna & Rosie friendship.... And any mention of A League of Their Own.

Nope. They made up. I think it was the documentary film that Rosie did about the cruise that was for gay parents and their kids or something like that. Howard saw it and apologized to her. She has been on the show once or twice since then I think.

I also wish a Clinton/Sanders ticket had come to fruition, but truth is, there are still a lot of people who aren’t exactly comfortable with his self-proclaimed quasi-socialism, as was evidenced by his shortfalls in the primaries. She’s already the pure embodiment of Scary Feminist Atheist Liberal (even though she’s…

I really wish she had chosen Bernie to be her VP. His numbers against Trump were better than Clinton’s. Also, it would have pulled the Sanders vote right in, and she would be leading Trump by a huge margin right now. It would have shown that she was not just pandering to the Sanders supporters, and willing to work…

Yeah. She played to her strengths in this one, as opposed to her Broad City appearance, which came off as kinda stiff and pandering. Obama is naturally funny and could hold his own with Zack, but Hillary didn’t try to be jokey. She was no-nonsense and took no crap, and it worked like gangbusters. I was surprised by…

I know we shouldn’t need politicians to be likable and funny and we shouldn’t vote based on who would make the best drinking buddy. BUT. I love watching Hillary and Obama do things like this. And I love when Hillary can come out of her protective, “professional-woman” shell and be warm and funny and show a side of…

Kid Rock as Secretary Of State made melaugh and also cringe because I’ve seen Idiocracy and its coming true.

You think Galifianakiss’s persona is “dudebro?”

Awkwardness is the whole Between Two Ferns shtick.

I’ve seen Hillary demolished for this but I think she comes across well - spiky, aware, patient with tomfoolery. Plus the email line at the end kills me