I had to Google heissluftgebläses and now I’m laughing my ass off. Well played.

That’s not exactly the complete narrative of this mess, but whatever you need to tell yourself to continue this martyr complex thing you have going on...

Yeah it’s been a bit of a shit show, especially today as it’s all gotten lot’s of exposure. I’m sure he’ll be back eventually but I’m just gonna enjoy whatever little break we do get for however long it lasts. It sucks while it’s happening but if it means he leaves it’s worth it.

Cake + Book of Mormon sounds like the celebration of true ballers.

My brother showed me Wages of Fear years ago. I was trying to remember the name a few weeks ago but couldn’t, so I Googled “French dynamite truck movie” and it worked!

Hi from me and the kitties! They’re having Fancy Feast and I’m making do with a watermelon Bai and vodka. Tomorrow I’m making, for a few lunches this week, brown rice pasta with a lemon cream sauce, and I sautéed some rappini and also broccolini with garlic to have underneath. I love lunch.

Tell him:

Flying Squid is a man who emotionally manipulates, abuses, encourages pain and death on people, uses sexist language, and gaslights women on here relentlessly. Here are the receipts, I’d recommend reading up and down the threads for context. He came up with the idea for a poll so he can manipulate more people and get…

That’s the bit that everyone seems to be forgetting. The DNA they were able to test didn’t match the Ramseys, including Burke. Is that definitive proof they weren’t involved? Maybe not, but it raises a few questions.

This whole affair is just gross.

Good. The guy has had a hard enough life without having a major TV network declare him a murderer.

They should sue for defamation. The fact is, none of the theories have been proven in court and if they ever get a chance to actually try- the jury pool is forever tainted.

Almost as offensive as the assertion that Burke did it: All the “experts” making comments like “Why did he do [this] and not [that]?” “That’s not appropriate behavior,” “You would think a child in that situation would [do something other than what Burke did],” etc., etc. As if children are not allowed to have…

Good. I hope CBS loses. The hell the boy went through and has to go through again.

Neither of those seems to criminalize celebrities obtaining medicine legally and legitimately, but prescribed to a legitimate alias (i.e. not an alias used to commit fraud or deceit, but to legally protect a famous person’s privacy).

Did this person not know you were ill? WTF?

I had a brain tumor when I was a senior in high-school, and my geography teacher announced to the class when I was out one day that I was using my “made-up tumor” to get out of taking an exam. Ya okay lady...

Sorry, this teacher isn’t cool and this topic isn’t funny. I’ve taught college for 15 years, and I wouldn’t say this to 18 year olds, much less 10th graders. You’re in an immense position of power as a teacher. It’s really important not to mock your students. I had one teacher in HS who consistently made fun of…

I read not too long ago that sharks are basically the ocean’s toddlers--always sticking stuff in their mouth to learn about it. If they wanted to eat you, they’d eat you (Tangentially, I also recently learned that human blood does not set off shark feeding frenzies, because we don’t smell like shark food. Fish blood…