Homer approves of this.

The Japanese have this thing they like to do, coming up with tech solutions to everyday “problems” that aren’t really a problem. Like a tomato-dispensing robot for joggers (you might ask why it’s not dispensing water instead; I sure did). There’s a term for it that I’ve forgotten but maybe somebody else knows it.

I know we red blooded Amurricans have perfected government and society and football(!), but I’m willing to concede that we have a lot of catching up to do when it comes to delivering things via vending machine. I demand one of those Italian pizza vending machines!

I need that in my house and I’m not even a drag queen.

Seriously. Would not work in much of America. Though the resulting video footage of bears destroying a vending machine would be excellent!

I feel mildly offended that America didn’t do this first. A bacon vending machine would do gangbuster business.

Uh, that’s a tomato. Being put into his face.

That’s the other vending machine, behind the alley.

Vera looks like Carrot Top!!

Here’s where the real money is. I hope to install them next to every meat machine.

They’re going to have to fight Vera for that one..

As usual, Japan is way ahead of the curve.

You can’t beat their meat?

sell everything from beef carpaccio to duck confit to “faux-filet steaks”

Poor Khloe. Her heart’s in the right place. Oh, wait...

I like this little “out of place” ride on toy in the corner of the pic. It proves that no matter how much curating you do in your black & white home, the power of the princess will take over

They’re encouraging people to work out while wearing a waist trainer? WTF? I don’t think that wearing something that impedes your breathing while exercising is a good idea. And sweating in “our tummy area” is not going to reduce bloat. Plus! your back muscles are what is supposed to support your back while working…