Because women don’t deserve justice, of course.

This is pure harassment that she has to continue answering questions by him. How is he able to keep doing this to her?

I was wondering when Jez was going to cover this story. It is absolutely one of the most fucked up situations I have read about in recent memory. Poor Ashanti. Sending lots of love her way.

Holy shit, this is too much fuckedupedness for one story. Needs a male heir? Replacing the person she killed driving drunk? Aaaahhhh!

Oh I think they’d just flat out say “people of Muslim descent.” You can’t say “Middle-Eastern,” because that includes Jews and Christians.

Richard Simmons is NOT BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY A WITCH-MAID.

Jeb as a name just grates. Because the whole thing is a ploy to appeal to the bumpkin demographic that thinks “Jebediah” is a real name (note: it isn’t). But it’s really the initials of the most WASP name possible, John Ellis Bush. Ellis! Ellis people!

Swiss chalet?! hahahhahahaha!!!!

The last time I went to Startford was pre-Biebs and I loved it. Saw Guys & Dolls and walked around this amazing pond and went to an awesome chocolate shop. <3

All the more kudos to Barack Obama for not changing his name to Brad or Bill.

Absolutely true. I didn’t even know he’d changed his name to Ted from Rafael until now. Just when I thought I couldn’t detest him more...

You know who else was never elected president? The Zodiac Killer

PLEASE call him Ted. PLEASE.

I honestly believe that I will never have such a visceral hate filled reaction to any human being like I do Rafael Cruz.

The word on Twitter is...Paul Ryan. I am so glad Denver (I live in Colorado) passed on this burning clown car GOP convention.

And Ted Kaczynski? Hmmm....

I was highly amused when he started off by claiming that HRC is terrified of Fiorina. In my friend’s words, the only thing terrified of Fiorina are sheep.

The only Ted I remember is Ted Bundy.

Nobody remembers second-place finishers. Nor do we remember men named Ted.

This is so unfair to Gollum who before the ring was a nice normal halfling.