I’m sorry you’re not feeling well! Right now, I’m drinking Cherry Coke, because I just got back from seeing 10 Cloverfield Lane (very good, but it functions better as a chamber thriller than as a monster movie). I also had a lot to drink earlier today at a friend’s birthday lunch (our local hipster Mexican restaurant…

Mindymoo, get better soon! I just wanna smush you in a giant bear hug. And feed your pierogis while you’re petting a sloth.

Also sick, but not as sick as you. Feel better! When I can gather the strength, I’m going to make myself some Milo, and then binge watch Castle season 5.

I threw up this morning and my boyfriend said “that better not be morning sickness”. I considered going to get a pregnancy test, even though I have an IUD (I know pregnancies can still happen, but still). But my grocery store is stupid and keeps their pregnancy test stuff behind a locked thing, which is dumb. So yeah.…

Aimée, could I be ungreyed?

I mean he’s an astrophysicist not an evolutionary biologist. He was wrong but it’s not like we have to doubt everything he has ever said.

Christian penis rehab made me guffaw. I wonder what one learns at this magical place.; (probably how to better hide one’s sexual escapades). Brb, I need to change my shirt. I just lost my lunch thinking about Josh and sex at the same time

A.) Fuck Nancy Reagan.

This is just awful. This family needs to STOP; the interviews are cringe worthy at best and the missionary husband looks like he needs help.

I will never understand the decision to name a child Spurgeon. These people make a shitload of poor choices, but this might take the cake.

but like

Riiiiight.

I hope she gets hit hard on this by the Sanders camp. Or the media. Or god damn anybody.

i mean if there is anything hillary clinton is known for, its her next-level satire skills, right?

No it’s not. She’s trying to pick up moderate Republican voters who are dissatisfied with Trump as their nominee. This was a blatant, bald-faced lie told for the purpose of cynically pandering to the room. It's actually a very Trump tactic.

WHY would she even bring HIV up?! There are two possibilities here and both knock Hillary down several levels. Either she is totally ignorant on the history of the HIV/AIDS epidemic in this country and the inexcusable way it was handled by the government or, far worse, she deliberately ignored that fact to compliment…

That doesn’t excuse her spitting in the face of the relatives of all those who died in the 80's. The Reagans greately contributed to that and shouldnt be celebrated for it.

Yeah... No, it’s not a “moderate” position to call AIDS the “gay plague” and celebrate the Reagans for not acting on it in 2016.

artist’s rendering of me first reading this quote:

I don’t care how big of a HRC fan you are (and there are justifiable reasons I know, I know. Calm down Hillary stans. Yaass Queen and all that) this is a shameful lie.