So that we can cut all the funding to support them once they were born.

If this becomes a subject on Pinterest, my head is going to explode.

It sure is sad that we don’t have a million more unwanted children around.

My SO and I had the same kind of experience in 1st grade - read the whole damned Dick and Jane book in one day, and when we asked for a new book, were told this was the book for the WHOLE YEAR and deal with it. BTW, different states, different years in school. Just a shared experience which bonded us forever. Well,…

Holy shit. THAT is a story.

Bubbles! Love this dude, love the show. His love for kitties is a major turn on in my book!

I’m having Jameson and gingers and replying from the Duane Reade whilst I await buying cigarettes (shhhh it’s my drinking habit) and I just found out the bartender I’m crushing on that I *thought* was crushing back on me is actually crushing on my friend.

California will welcome you with open arms. I will arrange a special meetup just for your arrival!

I had cider while I was at a screening of Labyrinth. I will leave David Bowie and his bulge here for your enjoyment.

Friday I had a stout called Peanut Butter by Belching Beaver. It was really fucking good. Currently drinking Dogfish Head’s Immort Ale & it’s pretty good. Probably going to move on to 2012 Formidable by Double Mountain next.

I’ve heard that it’s likely it was the Polish came up with vodka before the Russians, so I’m stealing that name.

Ha yeah, the context just makes so much difference, right?

I just finished off the apple brandy, as I so often do. Awesome news on your grade! Congrats!

Lol just reading this flashed me back to first year and all the gore and the STENCH. Also, anatomy lab made me unbearably hungry. I felt like such a monstrous predato until learning that formalin is a known appetite stimulant... Nightmare city. Hope you have good luck with the scars!!

Congrats on that grade Mindymoo! Tonight I’m drinking some Cupcake Prosecco because my boyfriend and I just moved into or very first apartment! We haven’t actually finished moving but we got all the furniture in on a Uhaul and the rest will be done by car. HAPPY DAYS ALL AROUND!!

I got turnt on champaign at our city’s annual St Pattys day bar crawl. I didn’t wake up from my nap until 7 pm.

I’m having “sangria,” and by sangria I mean box wine with diet sunkist orange soda. Yeah, my life is pretty fancy tonight.

Oh, I remember you saying you like Verner’s ginger ale last week - no idea if California has Thriftway, but they carry Verner’s. Thriftway is the kind of store I’d LIKE to like, especially since I live across the street from one, but it’s too expensive for my broke ass, and they are woefully short of “terrible food…

We’ve talked about this. Never apologize for being smart and doing your absolute best. You earned that, and you earned that Kraków Kitty (the accent was an autocorrect. Is that correct?).

TurboTax set me in an endless loop over my husband’s SSN (he lives in another country until his green card is approved and doesn’t have an SSN, but we’re still married so) and I celebrated just giving up with two lovely glasses of Plungerhead zinfandel.