Yes, Preach Meryl!

The weird thing is all this racist fervor is kicking in at a time when crime rates are dropping, pregnancy rates are dropping, affirmative action has disappeared, taxes are low, welfare rolls have disappeared - yet black people are still being scapegoated. Rural white Americans - it is not our fault your lives suck.…

Way to punish women and children. There are many reasons why a woman might not name the father of her child. This law is just a way to punish single mothers.

So, if you get raped by a stranger, don’t abort the baby because that’s bad, but we won’t acknowledge its existence when it’s born, either.

So...basically, y’all fucked up?

Yeah, but did you hear what Meryl said last week?

Et voilà. Hopefully Jezabel will be a little more careful about launching those grenades from now on. It was so obvious it was taken out of context.

“My wife got Amber back to make an apology”

Good Christ, Kanye. She stuck a finger in your ass a time or two and you liked it. Who doesn't?!?!? God, you are so fucking boring. Just own it.

Kanye, we get it. Taylor and Amber are both liars and you are always right. This shit is getting boring, do better.

Some married guy told me he wrote in a song that he thinks him and I might have sex, the words out of my mouth would be, “are you fucking on drugs? Or are you just wicked fucking dumb.”

You know who had a chance to be cool?

Celine Dion broke down during her first show since her husband’s passing.

I’m still regretting that I didn’t buy FingersInTheBootyAssBitch.com

Yeezy is imploding and I’m reveling in every minute of it.

Adele is fucking great

I don’t believe at all.

every time he denies it, i just imagine amber rose pegging him.

She not cool no more, she had two seconds to be cool and she fucked it up.

Sorry. I’m only at 2:12, and I have to pause to say: Casey Affleck is adorable.