Oh, I know. He was such a phenomenal songwriter, composer and guitarist that it’s just not fair. Same with Tim Minchin, who is more recent. Perhaps I should just give up the music and do straight comedy full time.

The shoes?

I don’t! We’ll be kind of jumping in feet first.

Zoe really is a thug.

Ah. Well, at least it’s done.

Yep, especially considering my family history with my paternal grandparents being in the concentration camps. When you have a candidate advocating pogroms, and then a huge amount of people supporting that? It’s really freaking frightening.

Nothing wrong with boxed wine with your mom.

That’s awesome, congrats! You deserve it after the last few weeks you’ve had.

Those people are completely insane.

That’s what my Polish family is telling me. My great Uncle Ludwig, who was my Dziadzia’s brother, didn’t go to the camps like his brother did because he was able to fly under the radar with his Polish Resistance work a bit better. He’s saying the exact same thing. It’s scary. I don’t like invoking Godwin, but yeah.

Boulder, actually!

Ah, gotcha.

Oh god. He didn’t. Okay, so I have a lot of family that still lives in Poland, and my uncle moved there a few years back to marry some woman he met. It really says something when the people of Poland, who have been voting in fascists, are telling you that your country’s politics are fucked up, the way our Polish…

That sucks! You working or just out?

That sucks! But clean sheets are always nice to sleep in. It’s tedious, but still comforting.

Kitties love Rachel Maddow. It’s a well established fact.

How old is the kid? I say you pull the trick I did as a kid that always worked, somehow: volunteer to clean the bathrooms if they do everything else. Because cleaning a bathroom, while gross, is not a heavily involved task, and takes about twenty minutes to do a thorough job. You’ll be done with your feet up while…

It seems like when I travel, I will occasionally see it at specialty grocery stores, but it’s once in a blue moon because it’s a region-specific pop. Kind of like Cheerwine to the NC/SC area.

He looked like a grey version of the kitty from the Figaro and Cleo cartoons, so it just made sense to name him that. But when they look at you with those big goo-goo eyes while you’re eating something, and it’s something that doesn’t have onion or garlic in it, how can you say no?

Well of course! Blue Moon was originally a microbrew, so you obviously have taste for something other than Bud. I liken the flavor of that to beer that a good beer drank, and then peed out while having a UTI, and then put a tab of alka-seltzer in.