Rose is always good!

Aww, that is sweet of them. Kids can be nice once in awhile!

They are so amazing, and Darnielle’s voice is so beautiful and versatile. I cannot wait. And I’m totally getting there four hours early so I can sit at the front.

For two cans, it took about ten minutes, and by the end of the endeavor, I looked like I was running a black market fingerprint removal operation out of my kitchen.

Hey Jezzies, Whatcha drinking? Haven’t decided for myself yet, so it’s just Strawberry Fruit 2o for me. I’ve had an on and off fever, but what’s new. I’m bummed because I was supposed to go out with Cindymoo, my BIL and SIL for dinner, but I have this fever and they’re bringing the baby, and I can’t risk getting her…

What happened was she was carrying a package on a train for another resistance member, and the Nazis caught wind of it. They boarded the train and said they’d kill everyone onboard if the person with the package didn’t come forward. She gave herself up, they took her to her home, murdered her entire family in front of…

It's in my blood, and it's for the good of sloth kind! And it's still nothing compared to what my Babcia and Aunt Stephanie did.

Yeah, they just executed her family right in front of her prior to sending her to Auschwitz for three years.

Well, with my great Aunt Stephanie who worked for the OSS, her files have long since been declassified, so we now know some of her feats and the heroism she showed. She spied against the Soviets in the 40s and 50s, and this info wasn’t released until I believe the 1990s. She never talked about it to anyone, so people…

This is really fascinating stuff! Makes me wonder if any of my family in Poland were spies. I have a real reason to wonder that, too. See, my Babcia was a spy against the Nazis, and ended up in a concentration camp for it. My Aunt Stephanie, who died a month ago, was a Polish immigrant to the States who worked for the…

Sorry, as a human sloth and the spokesperson for sloth kind, you can’t even begin to speculate on our motives for what we do.

Aw, come on, you can’t blame sloths for what people put in the sloths’ mouths. Sloths are good people, through and through.

And this is why I stick with sloths. They treat malaria and breast cancer with the algae in their fur, as opposed to wildly spreading chlamydia. Sloths for the win!

I don’t personally see the musical genius part and agree with David Crosby about Kanye music-wise, but I agree. He’s an objectively terrible person.

That’s putting it mildly.

Well, you know, like Ricky says...

I got the idea from my dad. He would drive around with MREs in his car (he’s a veteran) and would give them to homeless people with signs. I was with him one day after he gave one out and the guy was so grateful, and he said to me “Mindymoo, I don’t know if I’m helping these people or punishing them.”

I can peacefully hold grudges against people.

Remember back in spring of 2011 when there were all of those billboards put up all around the country saying the end of the world was happening on this specific Saturday in May? Yeah, we threw an end of the world party and got hammered. The rapture didn’t happen, but I was wishing that someone would rapture my…

I’ll be the one scooping water over the coals to make it a wet/dry sauna.