“voters who may just stay home because the difference between a full-size racist and a snack-size racist is a few calories”

“Thanks, the approval of a internet poster Riot Croissant basic, low wattage, incel is what I was shooting for!”

Thanks, the approval of internet poster Riot Croissant is what I was shooting for!

“We’ve all fallen into the trap of sensationalism in regard to Kanye’s antics (for lack of a better word), namely because we had no idea how else to react.”

Going around is too much extra wall.  Your sacrifice will be remembered!

New Mexico:

Remember when the Hennepin County attorney said this:

We need to talk about firing the paramedics. From the Minneapolis Star-Tribune:

*points gun in face*

Wow, he should get money for that pstd trauma, so much pain...

I know..... It’s just so easy to poke them in the eye. Especially when they are SOOO wrong. And it makes me feel like I did something worthwhile today. 

The shining city on a hill is not new in American Politics, it has its roots in the Kennedy Administration. It would be nice to have something to be proud of in American history. But well.... we don’t.

“Ive had a black friend on my boat.”

What really struck me is how “his previous crimes have not been made clear” considering that when black people are brutalized or murdered by cops, any previous crimes, tickets, unexcused absences from school, cavities, or instances of them being within 10 miles of someone smoking marijuana, always seem to be uncovered…

An officer filing a false report should have greater consequences than the shrug citizens get from police Chiefs.

This President, I will tell you, is the most informed person on planet Earth

Roberts is literally telling the Republicans to stop fucking with him and do their homework. DACA is Trump’s to end, if he does it properly. Roberts will also be happy to take fifth chair on abortion, if they don’t lazily clone past precedent when trying to put forth new limits.

Just as a reminder, the CFPB is Liz Warren’s idea, and the fact that the question of “who gets to fire the agency head” had to go to the Supreme Court to get figured out is a massive indictment towards her reputation as the one with all the plans.

I brought my kids three times to Chucky Cheeze. The first time, about three days later we all caught the most nasty flu ever. The second time, went fine, so we went back a third time with friends and their kids. This whole next thing happened in about 30 seconds.
We were watching them play around when a kid slides…