That is... always true

What a dire time to be attracted to men.

It can be...

But she literally got handcuffed for trying to talk over the judge.

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

And when the judge won’t let you get past “Your Honor, if....”???

As an attorney, the method for bench bullies I was always taught was to say, “You’re Honor, if you’re going to hold me in contempt, I demand that the charges against me be particularized on the record as proscribed in the Judicial Canon, that a hearing be set on notice of no fewer than thirty days as due process…

She can still be honored because she is an amazing woman deserving of all the honors. Why stop at one honor for Missy? She is a highlight of dirty south hip hop as well as being a breakthrough woman in hip hop. Also she rapped about shaving her cho-cha before you invite a sexy man over, something I sing to myself in…

I hope VH1 has the foresight to tell her the show starts 5 hours earlier than it really does.

Lauryn Hill... LAURYN FUCKING HILL.

I miss OG Lil Kim

All you old-timer Jezzies be jealous, because I am seeing Lindy on Wednesday night.

You are greatly missed around these parts, Lindy!

Always useful when a predator reveals his criteria for potential victims (women with “lifestyles,” meaning they’re black or poor). He’s too much of an ignorant, spoiled little shit to see how obvious his guilt is to everyone else.

I agree that we Americans have royally fucked the environment, but I would really like to know what vegan foods require more water than cows because I just don’t think that is true.

I’m not seeing where the author made any overt or veiled statements that could be construed as “look at what the brown people are doing”.

I felt completely blindsided by the amazing and marvelous hot mess that is Rey. Where has Bravo been hiding him and why haven't we been introduced to him before?! Of all the directions I thought that party was going, that was not it. Bravo, Bravo tv, bravo.

I love when Martha plainly states she is in a bad mood right around 00:50.

The article was changed after commenters pointed out that they had missed the point that she was quoting the song.