Susan Sarandon isn’t without problems, but damn if I’m not here for this.

Seriously. Good for her.

She looks really good.

She’s going to cherish her memory of being on the show and high school will fade away for her like it does for everyone else.

I never saw Brown Bunny but I liked her in The Last Days of Disco and Big Love. I’m mostly indifferent to her. These, however, I love. Even more than toe-Ast.

As a way of, I guess, proving that she has or had naturally curly hair,

Yeah but I’m keeping mine so it’s ok jezzies

I literally can’t see him sans beard without thinking of Junior from Black-ish.

Jeff Fordham totally cared about Layla for five minutes right before he fell off the roof.

I loved the first season. Loved it. I stuck it out the second season hoping they’d find their way back to being about strong, talented women. Alas the beginning the third season showed that they were determined to be about those women’s shitty relationships and less about their talent and I gave up. I will always have…

yeah and both are similar in that after the first season they got bad

The Muppets?

Nashville changed my feelings about Hayden. I came for Connie, and then slowly but surely I got super bored with Rayna and was only showing up for Juliette. She really acted the fuck out of that role, and her chemistry with Avery was crazy. I know she’s going through a lot right now, but I also very selfishly want to…

So based just off Jia’s description, is it fair to say this show was Empire for white people?

I can accept this. Now Hayden Penetierre just needs a new show. That girl is dynamite. And I contend ACTUALLY acted her ass off in much of this show.

NO WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY CONNIE BRITTON FIX NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING

Things I will miss:

Goop sex is where, after finishing, you take the bodily fluids that result, smear them on your taint and drag it across the floor a la butt scoot so you leave a trail like a snail.