For safekeeping. It’s warmer in there.

So maybe she’s Becky with the best hair?

Rita Wilson has albums?

All I need to know about this album is whether Chet Haze has a hip hop interlude on any of the songs.

“Too female?”

No. Absolutely no shit. Ever again.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

Why did I read all of that.

Goodbye. I have perished from the stupidity of this article. I’ve loved you all.

This will never not be timely.

I vastly prefer a Mariah Carey style dramatic, where she doesn’t bother to tell you she ISN’T into drama. She revels in it.

lol - best typo ever.

He's like generic brand Justin Timberlake.

Adam Levine cannot not make everything about him.

she wears this same neckline EVERYWHERE and it honestly does nothing for her. she has sloping shoulders which IS FINE AND GOOD but when she wears this neckline it makes her look droopy

half unrelated but if someone doesn’t stick amy schumer in a dress with a structured shoulder soon i will secede from this nation

“That the shade being thrown in this picture actually gives me life”

You can see him say when he stands up “my dick came out”.