Sunday, bloody sunday....

You know, when I am meeting with members of our global team, I always take five minutes to Google customs of the country in question. It takes five literal minutes and it helps me avoid looking like a stupid idiot. And I’m just a finance scrub. I’m not the president, and I put more effort into fostering…

Christ, he’s bad at this. He can’t even shake hands correctly.

Cultural etiquette 101:

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Bannon’s a lost cause. There’s superficial beauty, and then there’s ugly that comes from deep in the marrow, in the soul. Ain’t no fixin’ that.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

Hot tip: don’t try to convince your SO to have period sex by saying “But you get to pretend you’re washing off the blood of your enemies when you take a shower!” I (drunkenly) thought that was hilarious. He did not.

do you have suggestions?

lol, k.

Good. No one associated with anything traditional should be anywhere near his ass to sully themselves. Everything about this inaugeration - and this presidency, really - should have to be harder for him than it has been for previous presidents just to ram home the point that this presidency is not normal.

Wait, that’s a thing people say? There are a lot of bright colors that look far better on people with darker skin tones than they do on pale white people.

So much for the party of state’s rights and small government! I hate these people so much. I’m so scared of the next four years. I have no idea how/if we’re going to make it.

soooooooooo states rights until they’re doing something we don’t like?

You lost me at Westworld and Arrival. Both phenomanal. You cray cray!

The stuff you guys bring here from The Daily Stormer is a nasty-ass caricature of fun.

No, you’re not losing sleep over it because you’ve decided making fun of an entire nation is acceptable to you. Consider how folks with Polish origin react to those jokes though, particularly in the United States. Respect for people applies to everyone, not just the groups you decide to apply it to.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

He’s trying too hard.

Thank God we’re given a second opportunity to watch things that have already occurred but on obscure outlets, think of the regrets we might have accumulated otherwise