They sound completely high.

Carla 4EVA.

Man. I dunno. I was thinking that it sounds too damn ridic to be anything but true.

I don’t watch WWHL that much, but I watched this episode on demand because I was intrigued by this combo of guests. I laughed more than I was anticipating. The Toms are so fucking stupid, and Aidy knows it (but was trying to be polite).

The split second of your face reacting to her face when the balloons went upis killing me.

I’m forever greyed so no one will probably see this, but here :)

My current cats are essentially free fed (we put food in their bowls twice a day when we feed the dogs but they never actually empty their dish. They graze throughout the day - but if they can see the bottom of their damn dishes, they knock the bowls over (metal bowls + basement floor = distinctive sound) as if they…

They should’ve looked at Kara’s Twitter for a decent slam on Ed.

Also, Ashley Graham.

Every time I hear / read about new testament Paul I say “Fuck Paul.” It’s a reflex. Anyone celebrating that dicktard gets automatic side eye.

Don't forget about how he felt about women and their proper place in the church.

Yeezy, Paul was a divisive figure and the father of homophobia, anti-semitism (through preaching what became supercessionism) and wildfire misogyny. We should not be celebrating him.

It’s a Babar Uprising?

I’ll pack my trunk and go with you.

Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.

I will always star Alaska ;-)

A very thick rope.

That’s a fucking beautiful hunk of wiener meat, not gonna lie.

remember when the game was a judge on antm and he had a huge crush on allison harvard?