So I wrote a rage post over at Oppo.

hey just wanted to say i love you jason and also, subsequently, fuck the haters·

i updated my bookmark to jalopnik.com/latest

As much as I loved spending 90 minutes looking for a half-decent comment so that a COTD post could be the worst performing post on the site every week, and everyone would complain that I was shit in the comments, it’s going to have to take a REALLY good comment to bring it back.

I prefer this, coming from the CEO of FCA, Sergio Marchionne, while there were still some Commanders on dealer lots:

Oh man I forget mine’s on all the time haha. My wife has caught me sitting at my computer wearing one and being like “uh, you can’t catch the rona from your commenters.”

To quote Dorothy Parker:

“Prominently featured on the dash were a row of hand buttons for locking the front or rear differentials, or engage Trail Turn Assist”

Dang, luck you, Erin! Looks like a blast. Is holly oaks pretty legit?

“hung in the air much the same way that bricks don’t.”
I mean, I can’t star the author, but this absolutely made my day.

Cars registered in Europe are required to have a rear fog light.*

Many Euro made cars (I can speak for Alfa, Fiat, Opel and VW) have discreet switches for front and rear fog lights. Idea is, rear ones should be on during fog/rain most of time (except when driving in stop'n'go traffic when your rear fog lights burn out the eyes on poor driver behind you) and front ones should only be…

I cannot think of any Euro-spec vehicle combining them, I think that would not be compliant with regulations (the situations where you may turn them on are different, the rear being much more restricted). NB: Being German I did most of my driving in Europe - apart from one year in a Plymouth Voyager of similar vintage…

That’s what I was thinking. My previous vehicle (built in UK) had front and rear fog lights on discrete switches.

Let me make something very clear to all republicans: As long as this man is on the payroll at the WH, or in the employ of any government office, you all cannot say you are not racist. Period. He is a racist by all objective definitions of the term. Even the most broad. If republicans are serious about proving they are…

Here’s how the restoration conversation went.

This is all I ask... just shut the fuck up Joe. Just have your press secretary tell everyone that you’ve taken a vow of silence until January and I bet you jump up at least two points immediately.

I thought today was the end. That upset me. So I took a baseball bat to my credenza.

I’m not buying it. Only Tab could do that kind of damage.