While trying to collect on past-due invoices, I walked in on the owner of a company having sex with one of his employees in an nearly abandoned building. Long, boring story follows:

The juxtaposition of youthful car sex and middle-aged car sex is... *chef’s kiss*

Because you buy that used POS that was misrepresented, spend a ton of money you don’t have on repairs and BAM, you just spent as much as a new car.

Having been poor for a good long while in my younger years i feel qualified to answer: I had been driving used POS since the day i graduated high school and never having grown up around anyone who knew anything about wrenching and always working tons of hours just to have a place to live i never had any opportunity to…

Because touch screen!  Because fancy!  Because we don’t know how car interiors or driving work!  Because the laser eyeballs will do it, you don’t need to drive!  Autopilot! 

Ford: We’re done making cars

HOLY HELL!! They got the slapshift right!!

Do you lick the boot or do you also suck on it too? Like whats your technique.

Also, the negative partisanship is the reason we have no empathy anymore...and when you can look at this an be like “cool” then our democracy is fucking dead.

Everyone, I want to encourage you to take this moment, and prove to everyone in the automotive community that Jalopnik readers aren’t a bunch of 7th graders.

Until they make EV platforms from scratch, it’s hard to say they are being serious. A hybrid platform that happens to also be available as an EV platform just means compromises for the EV version.

It’s a perfectly good bike, with plenty of usable life left. A $20 headset and half an hour of a mechanic’s time is a great use of money.

“But this big guy looked at me with tears in his eyes, and he said, ‘Sir,’ he said. ‘Sir, I want you to think about having an outdoor convention in Florida in August, which is hurricane season, during a pandemic and with little to no local security provided.’ Tears in his eyes, and this was a big guy. Biggest guy. He…

I wouldn’t buy an electric vehicle if it had current problems.

SO different! that was what made car buying so fun! You’d go to the showroom with your parents and sit in all of the cars and play with the dashboard controls while your parents talk to the dealer.

“I don’t have to take the intake apart to change the plugs? NO THANK YOU!”

“Not body on frame? Hard pass.". Expect this comment.

“... your weird friend on the day after a poorly-chosen haircut experiment”

Do you belong to a teachers’ union? Here in CA the unions were highly influential in this decision. Over 80% of their members reported they would feel unsafe physically returning to school, no matter the measures that were taken. I’m hoping for Governor Newsom to mandate distance learning throughout the state until…

He called BLM - literally a movement that began as hope that, just maybe, America could assign the same value to Black Lives as they do white ones - a domestic terrorist organization.