Listen. If you fill a nice, clean kiddie pool with cool, clear water, knowing that one of your kids is eventually going to ingest some of that water while they’re playing, and then that kid takes a fucking shit in the pool, guess what. The water is ruined. You can’t just be like, “Hey, now! It’s only the poop that’s…

Last week my mum and I were talking about the limits of creativity in music. How even the greatest writers and creators in music seem to hit a point where the creative juices dry up. The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Elton John, and all the rest created hit after hit after hit; but not for quite some time now. Most of…

Remember Natasha Tynes, the lady who got “cancelled” because she tried to get an MTA worker fired for eating on the train?

Man, if you don’t find this funny, I don’t want to know what you do find funny:

Thanks to Gary Larson, I will forever write CAT FUD on my shopping lists...

Fuck these people. It’s so goddam hard, and I don’t even have a kid who requires maximum attention. My daughter is 4 months old - she’s my first kid. I gave birth in a pandemic and went back to work just 12 weeks later because this is America. “Back to work” meant back to an incredibly high stress job, that is…

Shit Chrysler had a 3D gauge cluster in 1962

Again, people don’t quit jobs — they quit bosses. And we’re rapidly determining which companies are trying to do the right thing, and which are just... fucking terrible.

Something something Late Registration?

I live near a couple government buildings in my city, and some of the near-daily protests here have marched past my house.

This was a tough call. Depending on how I approach the valuation, it can seem like a good deal or a rip off.

This Mitsubishi takes corners pretty well because you can always find the best line.

As a small startup, you can’t really expect Tesla to be making a profit yet. Give them time to get some product out there and make a name for themselves.

Also, the original tweeter is wrong. You couldn’t take a Denny’s hostage like that, they wouldn’t even let you in.

Your Photoshop did a weird thing where it left on a bunch of extra doors. Here you go:

I’m on a jobsite right now looking at about 30 honest work pickup trucks from all sorts of different trades and I don’t see one regular cab pickup truck. Next to nobody is putting down money on to buy a new one. A good cargo van can do everything a regular cab pickup truck can do and do it better.

Our Boot is really amazing to drive. It’s fantastic on the road and off road floats over bumps. Driving a night stint during pre running was the most fun I’ve ever had in a moving vehicle. We’ve begun to deliver customer Boots and are beginning to build 4DR versions. We be back racing the Baja as soon as racing there…

The 2020 VW Harlequin Golf.

Of all the Daily Show alums parroting this style of comedy/journalism, I think Last Week Tonight does it the best. John Oliver isn’t just reading and making fun of the headlines—a lot of the time he’s actually doing journalism and activism. I mean, most of it is just weird funny bits like airing commercials on FN…

if i see so much as a paralegal; hell, even a goddamn intern, i am turning this car around!