i recognize that you prefaced your story with “just as an aside,” but how was that relevant at all to flirty professor/ student stories?

former D-1 football player here, we had this in our locker room 12 years ago. not that weird.

i find myself thinking this a lot lately, but, what if people have been this awful forever, likely even more awful, but we weren’t exposed to it due to the lack of social media, etc.

nothing yet.

someone help me, what is in his hair.

i dunno man we shouldn’t be so hard on those billionaire owners.

as far as i’m concerned, the kid in the gurley jersey deserves nothing better.

same. the time that it really hit me was when he and his mom didn’t know what “inconsistent” meant :(

can’t wait to be bombarded with social media posts on what happens today.

Aaron: it’s like you were telling my story. Beautiful, just beautiful.

wha? he’s a high-motor guy, a real heady player.

damnit

good kinja right here.

i used to go at least a few times a year. easy veins, big strong guy. then i had a nurse rip a vein to shit so bad it swelled up to the size of a baseball overnight and i thought i was going to die. haven’t been back since. i should go back.

welp.

is seeing something that reminds you that you were the best college football player in the country some sort of insult where you’re from?

not trolling you, but are we sure this “women murdered by intimates or rejected paramours” thing is an ever-increasing phenomenon? i feel like this has probably been happening for a very long time, we are just ultra in-tune with national and even worldwide happenings due to increased media accessibility.

How do you carry sunglasses when you’re not wearing them on your face?

warrior fans are the worst. several buddies of mine cited the ever-reliable youtube video of the multiple times green had done this as evidence it wasn’t intentional, failing to understand that people are capable of doing things like this several times, intentionally.

i can’t stand the parents who write facebook posts to their small children. that kid does not have a facebook and can’t fucking read what is wrong with you.