Why didn’t you read the article before commenting with questions that were answered in the article, dumbass?

why people draft before the 3rd preseason game is beyond me.

Charles Oakley won’t be able to go see Phish this weekend.

Looking forward to Darvish pulling a Kershaw in the playoffs!

That’s a really nice gesture, and something he can be way more proud of than his Marlins 2003 ring.

Felony or GTFO

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

I think you’ll be shocked how many stupid incidents like this are perpetrated by sober people. On average people are kind of dumb. It’s human nature (completely idiotic but still a trait of the species) to look at an event known to be dangerous and say “that won’t happen to me” usually with some dumb justification…

The human race could stand to return to natural selection.

“We humans are so small and weak compared to modern jets.”

There is literally nothing sad about this.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

My favorite response was “There has never been a terrorist attack at my house. I masturbate incessantly. Draw your own conclusions.”

I wonder what an athlete would do Murph in

Yeah, but how far can you punt a footb—ah, fuck, nevermind.

“...but at the same time I had a broken ankle. I won a championship with you and you don’t even really call me. I’ve got to beg you to call me. My agent has to beg you to call me ... My ankle was broke. My ankle was broke. And they’re shooting me up, shooting me up, shooting me up every day to play. My ankle was…

Except Lorde is 45.