LOL embarrassed when the finals will probably have the highest rated game 1 since 98? Everyone says they hate when “the same teams always win” and “the playoffs are boring” but people only watch when the biggest stars are in the finals. Just enjoy the Warriors for being an all time great super team and the 2nd or 3rd…

the ocean is fucked up

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

I have never played football beyond the high school level, and I walk into grocery stores and can’t remember what I needed to get.

Next up was Jom Tomsula, who gave the Pope a used pool skimmer and a box of Hamburger Helper.

here’s a novel idea, ol’ Richster—maybe put down the bases ball and pick up the base bat!

You’ve got an extraneous “ing business” in that sentence.

In this context, of course, “putting your hands on another person” means an implied unwanted and unasked for bit of contact in an unexpected area. A high-five, of course, is a mutual decision of mutual agreed-upon contact and thus would not be considered putting one’s hands on another.

It seems a little bush league to not shake hands. But the coach should have just shook his head and moved on. No need to touch her. Douche.

In the criminal complaint, the arresting officer wrote that Porter lunged at the bar’s doorman and lifted him off the ground, then grabbed the officer’s wrists with a grip so strong that “I could not pull them away from him, no matter how hard I tried.” lied.

is this sidney ponson?

Kidnapping usually means abduction, i.e. taking somebody from one place to another, false imprisonment can be as simple as preventing somebody from freely exiting a room they were in.

Because it’s different from kidnapping. It’s illegally detaining

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft.

There’s no such thing as “Gawker staff.”

He made no mention of anything confirming nor denying a widespread problem. I have no dog in this fight, but it annoys the hell out of me when people can’t read a simple statement.

omg this is my sister and her husband....not just the really cheesy public declarations of love, but the other one then ALWAYS writes a florid response in the comments, and it’s usually several paragraphs longer than what ci and russ have given us here (even though sis and bro-in-law work together and live together,…

You’re going to have a hard time convincing a judge that the cops can’t check the wallet of an unconscious person for identification.