“What happens when an American, raised by Russian spies, moves to Russia to play hockey... and meets his LONG LOST BROTHER!!!!”

Yeah, I know what you mean. Personally, I didn’t need people to die or have Stan and Philip have a big fight scene... but I can see where this would seem a tad uneventful of a finale for some.

Yeah, this was the part of the finale that I wasn’t really satisfied with. I suppose it’s not important how she got back to DC to take a swig of vodka, but I can’t imagine her easily settling back into life afterward. Stan knows and will probably become Henry’s de facto guardian... will he allow Paige to see him? Does…

I like Pop even though it’s disjointed a bit, but maybe that’s also part of the appeal for some?

Yep, I posted a link elsewhere when I went to verify it. I have heard the “I love you too” line given, but apparently audio verfies this version from the script?

It was something like that, but I kind of like yours and dirtside’s lines better than “I know” now, truth be told.

I think it was just a simple “I love you too.”

Ford’s right. It was the better line.

But, you know, ratings... big names... ad money... something something liberal bias.

See Also: South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford when Michael Jackson died in 2009.

I also wonder if age has something to do with it. She’s 65 and I know a few people that sort of changed personality-wise as they got around to that age. And obviously, things like memory and self-control can be pretty fluid when it comes to changes in the brain.

Perhaps both!

“Roseanne To Face Unemployment, Much Like The Working Class Americans She Claims To Represent”

I suspect it’s a bit of both. He certainly knows that talking about it might appeal to a certain base or two of people even more. Kind of like how Larry the Cable Guy doesn’t speak with the accent in real life?

All good, haha. No, that came earlier... I think the finale had to do with the basement being flooded and Roseanne needing knee surgery.

Season finale just aired, so they got around to all of them.

You know that’s going through ABC and Sara Gilbert’s heads right about now...

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This whole era of our lives is basically The Surreal Life now, so I wouldn’t rule out anything just yet...

The sad thing is that people out there probably think about these things regularly, but don’t actually post it online for the world to see.