1. She lost. We don't hear about the big things that the people that ran Kerry's campaign are doing these days. Or McCains or Romneys.

Who are you and what did you do to our Scandal reviewer. There's no way anyone prefers Alias-Scandal over Original Flavor Scandal. Blink twice and we'll send help

In what way has any straight (or otherwise) person's sex orientation been part of the game of Survivor, fair or otherwise?

Damn. The immunity idol angle hadn't occurred to me yet. Damn.

Wut?

So did we finally give up on this piece of shit show?

Maia needs to stay out of grown folks business and stop thinking she gets to tell her mom and dad who gets to bang who. Beyond that, me no currrr and the Rindell storyline at all. It's boring and she's boring

I keep telling myself I'm never going to watch again but then I figure that I've slogged thru 19 episodes of this terrible season so I might as well watch the final 3…..wait ,this is only episode EIGHT????

Remember when this show was about people? People who did things? Before it became a show about omnipotent puppet masters that pull all the strings that make people do things? And then became a show about the omnipotent puppet masters that pull the strings of the omnipotent puppet masters?

I'm totally sick of Jasper but I really need the Internet to make a gif of him walking toward that fence with a "haters gonna hate" caption. What was up with his stride?

*facepalm*

A LOUDLY beeping laptop, no less. There's no way I'd want to create spreadsheets with that thing beeping so loudly, much less have it set that way in my secret spy workspace.

Even worse, it was formatted like a tax id number. Not a social security number. Not a random grouping of 9 numbers. But the two digits and the dash should have stood right out to him. Hell, Elsbeth should have known

Agreed. It put my favorite characters front and center and let them cut loose. I couldn't complain about it being overly tidy because I was too busy having fun

"subtle" flirtations

Wait, I left off

Everyone else seems to like this episode much more than I did, but I can't help but be put off by:

I really need someone to put a hit on Olivia. She's the most black hearted monster in this show. I just watched her emotionally manipulate a man with mental issues that worships her into attempting to murder her father. A man she knows has serious issues and damage from his violent past. It was like watching someone…

Yeeeeeah….. What exactly was Huck going on about? A changed man? He just happened to not do this most recent thing. Wait, no. He DID do this most recent thing, but he was coerced to do it! And he was so sad about being coerced to kill an innocent man that he killed an innocent woman that he loved! Nothing shows…

How does one "see" a traveling bullet?