dprfunk
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dprfunk

Typical keyboard warrior

Still being a bunch of assholes that killed all of my hopes and dreams during the 2015 World Series.

This is what esports should be.

Or, you know...

The geolocation on Jay’s tweet being “Greenwich, CT” is too perfect

Peters should’ve been smarter but I never understood grown ass men heckling other grown ass men. I’d love to go over to that heckler’s office while he’s at his cubicle crunching those accounting numbers and just let him know that he can’t add numbers for shit.

I was gonna make a joke referencing one of Taran Killam’s iconic SNL characters.

It is not systemic racism you schmuck. Would you support a players first amendment right to wear a confederate flag T-shirt? Didn't think so. The first amendment is supposed to apply to everyone, not just bleeding heart commies when it is politically convenient to them.

he was arrested last October and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon

This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen today.

Im 100% in favor of players protesting systemic racism, but this is a weird level of transparency regarding a player who batted around .180 last year and pulled a gun on a delivery girl

Nobody who has rooted for the Harden era Rockets has any right to complain about soft fouls. 

Luka Dončić is silencing the diacritics with his play.

There were 20,000 people in the arena who had every right to complain about that phantom foul call. Harden is the one person there who had no right to complain at all.

Harden really clearly gets him in the head. It’s not a “soft foul” at all.

“Why would I wait five days for one pitch?”

Because managers won’t let pitchers in the rotation hit guys faster than that.

I mean...it’s pretty clear. 

When the steroids make you confrontational, but the soy protein makes you weepy. - How I assume the deadlift cop arrived at his emotional state. 

the guy who folded pocket 10s was only the 6th weirdest thing about that hand