I know Boeheim is an irascible jerkbox who routinely undermines his own players as they leave for the NBA, and is not exactly well-liked outside of Syracuse, but I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. Obviously, the man who lost his life and his friends and family are even more affected, but it must feel horrible to be…

“Bauer was referring to the “69 Days of Giving” campaign he touted last spring after winning his arbitration case.”

I don’t want to start an argument, but I think Big Papi made his money well before he started caddying.

He didn’t just think he could.  He could.  So he did.  Swell indeed.  

So he basically stiffed the caddy because....he thought he could.

Wait.... So it’s either no sex or full sex, no sexy cuddling in between?

Sexuality is Binary

I would absolutely cry if some crust-ass basketball coaches took one million dollars out of my pocket. So I’m with Rudy, here. 

If Draymond was any more of a dick he’d have to kick himself in the head. 

The Saints were robbed of a Super Bowl, while Robey-Coleman was robbed of...this 4-year-old Ford F-150 2WD Supercrew XLT with 49,420 miles.

Now the Rams fanbase can kick in on a GoFundMe campaign to reimburse Robey-Coleman for his $26,739 fine. Unfortunately, that’s gonna work out to about to $8,900 per person... 

Jesus, they can’t even get the after no call call right.  

There’s an old line about Brooks Robinson playing third base “like he came down from a higher league.”  Mariano as a relief pitcher felt like that to me as well.  When he came loping out of the bullpen, you just had no doubt. It’s rare as a fan to see someone playing at a level that you just know is historic instead…

Or, alternately, how many injuries he had. At least here in NYC, a resisting arrest charge is often the result of the cops beating the shit out of the guy.

Ironically, Felix Jones was behind the register

charged with driving while intoxicated and resisting arrest.

“Hello Sir, how may I help you?”

And hit the game-winning shot in Game 7. But hey, details, right? 

Yeah, but Kyrie’s won a championship.  Compared to the other guys, he’ll always have an edge.

Then Moussa and Harry died anyway :(