As a brewers fan I can tell you any team that wins a World Series while being handicapped with Ned Yost, and his total incompetence when it comes to managing a pitching staff, is a worthy champion.

I leave a tube of tooth paste in my carry on and 12 TSA agents strip search me while several large men with guns watch but these people are just brawling in front of hundreds of people and there are no cops???

“Jesus, they sound like Mets fans”

What are you guys talking about? I’m a huge Jays fan and was very disappointed they lost in the ACLS to KC, but that Royals lineup just hit single, after single after double after single. It was just an unstoppable machine of manufactured runs... I wouldn’t say they were crappy at all. And their pitching was pretty…

hey! it’s our right as sad mets fans to complain about everything.....like the fact that familia stinks and blew two games. or that david wright has the arm of a 6 year old and should never have thrown the ball to 1st. 

Jesus, they sound like Mets fans (and everyone else the Royals beat) in 2015.

“Well, ya know, they just play superb defense and have one of the best bullpens of all time ... but they’re actually not really a good team. They’re just getting lucky. We’re actually better than them.”

How far does $145 in donations go these days?

Bauer has almost no connection to UCLA anymore. He roots for Duke in basketball. Cole comes to UCLA baseball alumni functions. And doesn’t root for Duke.

Eric Bledsoe doesn’t seem to be familiar with Terry Rozier.

Unsurprisingly, Bledsoe elected to make an idiotic decision instead of passing.

...Who the hell is Bledsoe?

Rapaport is pushing back on it:

Pretty sure the Unabomber only ate TCBY.

I have this condition where small paychecks lead to emotional anxiety and mental anguish. Maybe I should sue my employer?

The White Sox are truly the team of REAL Chicagoans, since they’ll play in this cold and snow, whereas those dainty Northsiders had to cancel their game.

“Johnny should have known that we don’t know what we should have known that he was known not to know we he or we were knowing what either of us were doing knowingly or unknowingly.” - The Browns

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

She also asserted that her tax dollars somehow go towards Thorpe and Tyson’s salaries. That’s definitely not how taxes work, but believing so is definitely how being a wretched white person in America works.

Well, it was the Christian thing to do.