Can’t wait for Mike fucking Milbury to tell us all about how much of a distraction PK is.

And that’s why your high school coach is stuck coaching high schoolers.

The thing about outstanding athletes is that, strangely, the shit that normal people (ie non-outstanding athletes) think you need to do in big time situations might not actually help them. So if PK wants to dance, who cares?

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

The nice thing about Game 7 is that either LeBron or the Warriors and their fans will get kicked in the dick on national TV. So either way, America wins!

Wait, because states and other non-business entities do horrific things, the horrors of capitalism of not horrors? You might want to think about this a little bit.

I think he has him confused with 1930's Detroit Red Wings legend, Mystic Penis.

The correct answer is, of course, Robert Luongo.

To be fair, Magic Johnson did play a lot of tonsil hockey.

Still worked out better than the people facing the Magic Johnson questions on The Dating Game.