‘Magic Johnson’ is Jay Leno’s alter ego porn star name.

Magic Johnson was instrumental in securing Canada’s first Olympic gold medal in curling.

Hell, the Freeze is over...

Things must be tough in good ol’ Blighty now that US servicemen are part of the English upper class. Pip pip!

Omigod!yer right! The US is only has 200 times as many people as T+T. My bad!

To think we live in an age that a country of 360 million people can find 11 adults to defeat a team of 11 adults from a country with one third of one percent its poulation! Next stop: cricket dominance! #MAGA

So we got two super teams cuz the NBA implemented policies to PREVENT super teams and the playoffs would have been better if the NBA had implemented policies to PROMOTE two super teams? Ooooo... I like this rabbit hole we’re headed down...

And another reporter is shocked to discover that the folks he covers may have agency.

Oooo.... World beware.... USA soccer is on the rise!!!