You motherfucker.

No it’s not. It’s a thing of beauty.

“The Aztek on the other hand, All of them should’ve never happened.” 

Oooh! I’ve got a great idea!

Any environmental argument:

Modern cars have too much tech for their own good.

Hey, the great thing about the 9000 is that once it craps out you can take the doors off and pop ‘em on your Fiat Croma!

I wonder if he’d take an acoustic guitar, iPhone 4S, and a $20 Applebees gift card on trade?

CP.

All the fat fucks recording their loverboy Trump were so excited to see some sort of action even if it doesn’t involve their little prick.

Good thing it wasn’t a black car

Daddy, when is uncle doug coming back?

How do i get out of the grays *yet again*?

The Abarth 1.4T is reason enough to buy one of these over the Miata (former 500 Abarth owner). And it is so much better looking with the Fiat nip/tuck. If I didn’t already have a (even smaller) tiny sports car I would be all over one.

And Trump.

If performance is what you’re after, you shouldn’t be buying a mainstream 3-row crossover.

I’m afraid you’ve got your history backwards there, my friend.