No, really. The ‘emergency’ that it is meant for is a brake failure. If the pedal goes to the floor, then you pull the handle. Pulling the handle in a car with a properly working brake system is for fun only.

forcing me to have to rip the E-brake.

Same reason 98% of M3 buyers buy the M3....

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Oh wait you think these people are actually tracking or racing their M3’s? hahaha.

How brave and wrong of you

“Character”

They need to get on with it and build the next WRX hatch already...

That Fiat deserves some love. Big air, onto the grass, locked up tires, full roll over, ready to go!

Fuck the haters, this is a gorgeous car.

I already have an Abarth but my wife needs a fun car. Maybe we’ll just buy our cars based on exhaust note from now on.

“owning the car is a lot of fun. As long as you don’t go to any of the owner meetups.” I think I agree with this more than any other opinion of yours I have read. Which is really too bad.

Holy shit, a flat beltline and a greenhouse that doesn’t pinch up in the back in the pursuit of “elegancious dynaminimalistic vehicumotion design” or some other buzzword bullshit. Love the profile.

Who are you, and what have you done with my Jalopnik?

I like this example more:

0/10 trolling, go hang your head, for you have dishonored your family.

I submit the Fiat (then later Bertone) X1/9. Extra credit for use of a slash character in a car name.

NSX?

It might be because they have had a small history of...not working.

STORY CHECKS OUT