Dear Not as Cute as the Girl Next to Me,

“Dear Salty, why does human nature exist and why doesn’t it consistently cater to my insecurities?”

Must be visiting BYU

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

He seems a little bitter.

Does it matter in the end? I don’t think Kevin really cares, as long as she’s there with him.

Slightly related story. I was a crap server so I found my high school/college self on the retail side. One time I walked into a dressing room to clean up and someone had taken a shit in a pair of pants and left there. Humans are garbage. Never forget it.

This seems like one of the first times the Salty Waitress truly lived up to her name. This is about the saltiest answer she’s given to someone’s stupid question, and I, for one, welcome this new, no-nonsense Salty Waitress.

Nope, he tells Kendall after Kendall asks him where to get drugs at Tom’s wedding.

Maybe I missed something, I don’t really agree that the Fleabag ending was a cliffhanger. It seemed pretty cut and dried to me, in a way that would mean another season would feel forced.

Scabbers!

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

This is a very valid point you fat, selfish, hypocrite. 

Counterpoint: this guy might be an idiot and a troll.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Probably because you didn’t read the article.

Love this article. Great work, everyone.

“Let’s cut to the chase. This is a good deal for Calgary,”

No. I’m Canadian and we pay our restaurant staff a living wage and still tip. Twenty per cent is the norm. We have restaurants up the wazoo, and no, they don’t all exclusively serve poutine.

Served at BW3 for a couple years during college <10 years ago, and if there were four or more people, I would split it regardless of if they said anything because it was easier on the POS to merge it all at the end if for some reason they did only want one check.