and having to constantly deflect invitations to prayer groups by the guy who *says* he will “go to bat for you” in salary negotiations...

I like how I’m now a “crowd.” Gender is a social construct, and men and women should be equal, but since gender inequality currently exists, Michelle Branch can slap some asshole.

I’m not up here making assertions about enlightenment or ”avclub feminists,” as if this were a salon. I’m stating the opinion that a guy who cheats when there’s an infant in the household has a slap across the face coming. By involving law enforcement, he simply manipulated the situation. He cheated on her, she…

Thank you. I fully support him slapping someone if he gets pregnant, carries the pregnancy to term, goes through the trauma of birth, and then finds out his partner has been fucking around while his body was being given over to another person. Until he does that, he can sit on it. 

Important clarification: the person who gave birth has to be the one giving the slaps.

The cops were called... because she slapped him? I mean... ok. 

He had her arrested for slapping him after he cheated on her? Patrick Carney is a bitch.

Must be awesome to be hugely unattractive, still manage to get three hot women to marry you, and be able to cheat on all three without thinking twice, all because you got rich playing crappy bar blues for sweaty bros at Coachella. Oh and by “awesome” I mean "depressing"

Seriously, the fact that he called the cops because of a couple of slaps? What a wuss. Take that shit like a man, cheater, you brought it on yourself.

Look, there’s no way to enshrine it in law in a consistent way but... if you cheat on your spouse when you have a 6 month old baby you are owed a couple slaps. That’s just what it is. 

I remember reading an account of his marriage to his first wife, written by his first wife. Don't think she was aware how neither of them came across well in it. Maybe this guy should stop getting married? Doesn’t seem to work out well for him or his spouses (not just because he’s now been divorced 3 time, but because…

Rock group Santana?

Ah, twitter: the place known for having singular, uniform takes on every topic.

PSA: don’t admit crimes to the police.  REMAIN SILENT 

I grew up in Greater LA. I don’t think widespread street speeding is a chronic issue, but that Fast and Furious culture was certainly real.

“Investigators told ABC News that no alcohol was detected in Heche’s blood sample, though because the blood draw was many hours after the crash they are not ruling it out.”

No offense, but I’ll trust Variety and HR’s sources over yours. Your numbers are nonsensical. WBD had spent around $100 mil to date on Batgirl, and only a small portion of that would’ve reduced their taxable income. They don’t care about their book profit. The IRS requires film production costs to be amortized over a…

The fuck is wrong with you?

Its most-watched episode drew 11.2 million viewers.

OK, Mr. Bean, then refuse to work any set that uses them.