Good thing their stadium staff are such class acts that they’ll commute out there for it.

Too many onions in this post, can’t watch it again. I swear, it’s onions.

That’s a good football guy to remember! Also good score to remember - 62-36.

Would have been way funnier if you got the name of the team right (9ers), but this is still good.

+!!!

Meanwhile, Jeff Fisher would have taken the rest of the season off, having hit his 7-win quota.

I wanna talk about Creighton! Let’s yak about them. Why didn’t they make the list? Is it the “I’m human and occasionally dumb” option?

Still fed the bears...

Moar sources! I’d say this distinction is pretty important in this discussion. Although doesn’t lend itself to hilarious Death Star jokes because it’s way different from storm trooper uniforms.

Worst part about this - the commentators being like ‘Oh, he’s sad because he has to miss the rest of the game.’ Really drives home how ingrained the culture of dismissiveness is in the NFL that two normally-sentient commentators would first jump to the conclusion that this scary man is sad because he’s in physical…

At least some black groups are having a good week.

What the fuck kind of beach is that?

Dabo Swinney seems to be taking a crack at it. But Dabo will think what Dabo thinks.

As a person who drinks whether the people around me are also drinking or not, I fully support this method of conversing. Every Gronk needs a Belichick to guide him to stuipified greatness.

Your mom’s neighbor is Curt Schilling?

That’s one hot taek on that take. Replays can be executed from the booth by some slob on the couch with a TiVo. No reason that it has to take 5 minutes to review a catch - have some guy watch it and text the answer to the refs/umpires on the field. Done in the time it takes an umpire to eject Lou Piniella.

Or you could make baseball fun again.