Not if you’ve seen an orange raccoon.

Jesus christ, his absurd hyperbole makes me bananas. He does nothing and expects to be praised fo it. Things that he actually does (i.e. separation of children from their parents) he obfuscates and deflects. Not to mention his bizzare syntax. If it were any more tortured it would be utilized by Kim Jong Un against N…

Hey, I’m sure New York City will have a parade we can all attend and sing Twist and Shout!

I’ve thought about this too, and I feel like I’d party so hard I’d die. But it’s a better way to go than the nuclear holocaust (or actual holocaust) we’ll endure if he stays where he is.

Every time I see a Trump headline that actually makes me happy, I then remember that nothing will probably become of this. These people seem to get away with everything. It’s mind-boggling.

He can’t pardon state stuff right (I am a foreign)?

When one or more of these turds finally get arrested, the day of the perp walk will become an official holiday in my life. I will celebrate it every year. If one of them actually goes to jail, it will be a week-long Risky Business-style rager, complete with irresponsible binge drinking and 80s and 90s dance music on a…

“Have you ever seen a kid who, like, wipes out, splays out on the floor and then they pause? They’re not sure how to react. I’ve seen so many parents gasp in horror and run over and coddle them and be like, ‘Oh my gosh, are you okay? And so the kid immediately learns, ‘I fell down and this is a disaster’ and they…

I’ve seldom come across a commenter who is so tragically confused and cognitively dissonant as Jharkins. It’s sad.

“As someone with ADHD it’s difficult for me to read something like a legal paper and fully understand it by the end and to say that needing other ways of taking in information is a failing of this or any other president is to say there’s no place for people like me to be in that office.”

This is an incredible reach.

You are so far off the mark. It doesn’t hurt anyone with a learning disability to call Trump an illiterate moron. You are conflating a widespread condition that can be treated and overcome with a single person who is not disabled. He’s an incurious, semi-literate dumbass.

Abelist or not, if someone can’t read a legal paper and fully understand it by the end, perhaps they shouldn’t be president of the United States. There are plenty of other jobs out there that don’t require being able to read and understand complex ideas, POTUS isn’t one of them.

LONG LIVE THE CHILDRENS CRUSDADE!

I wonder if these racists and fascists know that only the First Crusade was ever successful, the Crusaders States didn’t last very long, or that the major reason the First Crusade even got that far was largely because of the inept People’s Crusade?

Nah, fuck her. Ivanka shouldn’t be able to do anything publicly without being shunned and mocked.

Will nobody have some decency and respect for a member of the family that has no decency or respect for anybody?

“I just don’t see why a picture of Hitler with his German Shep is being blown out of proportion and equated to how the Nazis used German Sheps to hunt escaped Jews. Enough political baggage!”

Secretary of Grifting Policy and Tone Deaf Communication

Work? What work? What is her job, exactly?