... and the artist that thinks they are horrible hacks but are actually brilliant world-class creators (mary sue much?)

I pretty much gave up on Koontz when his main character (don’t remember the book) got involved in some kind of supernatural or science fiction mystery and needed to go investigate. That’s not the problem - the problem was that the guy had just months before won millions of dollars in the California lottery, so leaving…

The only Koontz book I’ve ever read was Odd Thomas and that was one of the worst fucking books I’ve ever read.

My dad’s been reading Kootz since the early, early 80s, and I picked them up and started reading them around the same time. I’ve had it happen, more than once, that I’ve been halfway through a Koontz book before I realize it’s one I’ve read before. Man with a mysterious past meets woman with a troubled past and a…

How does one write a weird fetus-worshipping song and not expect anti-choice people to use it to further their cause?

Really.

He needs relief pitching. I don’t think that I’ve ever wanted to fling a book across the room more than I did during the last 50 or so pages of Under The Dome.

Good call, Evil Lincoln - and you know that if it isn’t a direct homage, King surely knows the source material.

He has nothing on the hackiness of Dean Koontz however: that guy literally rehashes every fucking character and they’re always super cliched.

Can’t wait.

Isn’t the horrific crime linking to someone with an airtight alibi the same way The Dark Half opens?

This is the UK, where the last school shooting was more than 20 years ago, and people don’t go bankrupt trying to pay for medical treatment. Visitors from the US are welcome, but your guns are not.

Paul Ryan deserves a bad time and if there where any justice in this world he would spend the rest of his life needing the very same programs he worked his entire political life cutting and gutting.

You seem to be making a habit out of saying whatever is going to fit your preconceived notions even if it’s completely wrong, and you really nailed that on this one:

Wake the fuck up, disphits of America. Nobody is taking your fucking guns.

Here’s the really funny thing: Evangelicals overwhelmingly voted to turn control over to the human embodiment of mammon.

I swear to God, if we could find a way to transmit nerve gas through the exhaust ports of every fucking 4chan/8chan/r/the_donald user, not a fucking thing would be missed.

Oh, it gets so much worse.

Oh, it gets so much worse.

Jesus fucking Christ...