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“Yeah, I felt like I needed to change things up, so I cut my own dick off.”

Makes as much sense as when I wrote in the three Beastie Boys for the 1995 student council election.

I don’t like how my car is running so I’m going to shake things up and start using Pepsi instead of gasoline to fuel it.

It kinda does you no credit that you aren’t white and are arguing on behalf of the cops. Little secret: they don’t need your fucking help.

I’ve been hearing that “protocol” trash for a couple of decades in New Haven. I hope they checked everybody’s ID, and not just the black girl’s. You know, since there was a disturbance and all. *smh*

11. You mad balding earlier than you expected and ashamed of that cul-de-sac

But do you ever wear Panama hats?

And now the Republicans don’t want Iran to have any weapons, they are so confusing.

They are jealous of her hair.

And this site for some reason cottoned to the idea of Chelsea Manning running for Senate. A position that actually means something.

Didn’t have enough votes to win the nomination:

Nothing says law-abiding like illegally selling weapons to Iran.

Exactly. Any response to this headline other than “Good.” would be fake empathy.

  1. Does anyone else think it’s weird so much attention is given to this? I think, for me, it’s just an extension of: stop being surprised that people like Trump. Everyone’s like “omg but how can Melania possibly omg” and it’s like BECAUSE SHE DOES BECAUSE TRUMP GETS WHAT HE WANTS BECAUSE WE LIVE IN HELL. Also, people

No mercy here. The man’s checkered past was hardly a secret, yet she still chose to hitch her wagon to his fetid carriage.

Yup. She had no problem going on TV years ago and pushing the racist Republican attack that Obama wasn’t born here.