Hells yes.

It’s cuz “puh-sy-kaw-low-gee”

Oh, great, Ben Carson changed his burner again. Show me on the map any place where civilians with weapons were able to defend themselves against the military might of Nazi Germany. Because it didn’t happen in Poland - in Warsaw, 20 soldiers were killed and 15,000 Jews died. The surivors, 50,000 people, were taken to…

Which means soldiers are champing at the bit to kill other soldiers in an armed civil conflict. Super.

Troooooooooooth.

How many sperm cells fertilize the egg in your neighborhood?

Google the definition of racism real quick.

You folks unfamiliar with how boobs work?

*cough* Kodak Black vs. Bodak Yellow.

That’s a good point. I mean, Stern can go fuck himself raw, but that’s a good point.

nope. covered in the article.

She also can’t make a cogent remark about Brown vs. Board of Education because she clearly has never heard of it. Shit was rough to see.

they would vote for Adolph motherfucking Hitler if he gave them what they wanted.

Don’t you dare besmirch the good name of Sarah Mclachlan like that!

Beneath the nearest paving stone. Or at a Chic-Fil-A.

Or that Obama wasn’t brave enough to hang himself.

Dana Delaney as ElastiWoman in the live action version.

Nice!

Except for “THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!” I cringed so hard i pulled a muscle

Were you thrown into a panic by being negative about this column? Because the world has enough negativity without spending more time smashing dumb articles.
*shrug*
Grow up.