Smash’em together any harder and you’re going to make Helium

Let’s ask Alex Jones this, right before we beat him mercilessly with shovels and axe handles.

THose fake fucking choppers and the santa beard dont count as turnoffs?

Isn’t this the idiotic touchhole who threw the girl off the roof? Or am I thinking of some other bag of ass? Also, nice shorts, dingus.

Or “none of your ever-fucking business.”

Yank her off somewhere else, chief. There’s no hard break until the end of the hour.

Ouch. Very ouch.

So you’re saying you have zero data other than an anecdote, then? Cool, cool.

He was the basis for Jack Nicholson in As Good As it Gets.

Where’s the data on the tons of folks preventing crime with their own firearms, then? Shouldn’t there be a daily stream of heroes?

She was skinny. Skinny does not equal pretty. She’s a monster either way, obvs

nope

Wait - she looked like she had an uzi at first, but she had to pull the trigger each shot?

Get a bigger shirt, doughboy.

fuckin’ a

This is the correct answer.

Don’t bother. Get him riled up enough and he’ll shoot up your office.

Well, he’s hilarious on the panel shows.

Plus a People’s Morale Officer.

“appreciate the merits of Study Tech”
Know how I know you’re a Scientologist?