Dude, it’s been hashed out on Jezebel before — in actual articles, no less. It’s not our responsibility to do that work again and again every time some troll re-pastes their canned screed into the comments section.

The fact is that Woody Allen was investigated by two separate law enforcement agencies and exonerated

Yeah, but the kid doesn’t fuck the whale. So, the movie was kinda poorly named.

I watched her Netflix movie and now have a new respect for her.

OMG he does wear tidy whiteys. Gross.

Meanwhile Mahershala Ali left House of Cards years ago and just won an Oscar. Prosper, my Black king.

I’m mystified by Americans who describe America as being in the ‘top spot,’ ‘the greatest country in the world,’ and ‘the country that EVERYONE wants to live in.’ It’s not. It certainly hasn’t been any of those things in my lifetime. It seems like most Americans are completely clueless about countries that aren’t the…

I just have all the love for light projection art protests/projects. It’s unstoppable, and similar to graffiti without property damage/a justification for arrest and fines.

The former Senior Cat (r.i.p.) arrived when he was 8 years old. (He could have passed for two or three.) I knew he was an adult, but didn’t realize how much of an adult until I saw the vet papers... I told him that he had better live a very long life to compensate. He took me seriously and lasted until he was at least…

I would add Sam Elliot and Jeff Bridges to that list. If either of those names come up, I will have nothing to believe in anymore

This is why, if Oprah were to run and win, I wouldn’t be mad. She would, without a doubt, fill up the government with not only hard working, smart people, but she was also bring diversity back to the WH by appointing women and POC.

My 8 year old daughter was next to me and when she said some little girl might be watching this and be inspired my daughter looks up and says I don’t even know what this is and went back to reading her book. She’s stone cold.

Yeah, I would really like to see a Jezebel collection of this. Justin Timberlake is already getting blasted and I LOVE IT.

Same here. I was feeling pretty salty about the whole thing but Cocopop!’s argument brought me around.

Why exactly is Jezebel promoting the Trump supporter who made the Meryl Streep posters?

Especially since the creepypasta lore is rich enough to tell a completely different story.

What's that thing on his forehead?

Trollers gonna troll, I guess. Can't believe he's got so much promoted on this thread, though.