I can’t RIDE THAT. It’s TOO SMALL. It’s too ROUND. And I think its eyes are looking in different directions. <3 <3 <3

My kids went as The Princess and the Pony. And we got retweeted by Kate Beaton herself!

Sarah H Sanders

Masters is a defendant in the lawsuit, which accuses him of attempting to downplay reports of bullying, which he considered “boys being boys.” He told the 12-year-old boy, according to the complaint, to “turn the other cheek.” Masters also told the child that “everything in God’s kingdom happens for a reason,” the…

Property is more important than human lives, obvs.

I.G. Farben turned into Agfa-Gevaert, BASF, Bayer, and Sanofi

They don’t look at themselves in a mirror. They rely on others for an appearence update.

The President is a white supremacist. He can condemn, in the most explicit words, virtually everything else under the sun. The reason he didn’t condemn these Nazis is because he is one. If he wanted to, he would have. He just didn’t want to.

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

I work with someone universally despised in our office. She is incompetent and abrasive. All of the negative feedback she receives is classified, in her mind, as part of some large conspiracy against her. She honestly doesn’t know what she has done to deserve reprimands and the ire of her colleagues. How do I know…

He’s a textbook case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. People with this disorder have an incredibly fragile ego and require constant reassurances of their greatness. And *only* greatness will do. NPD people have poor impulse control, are unable to tell flattery from truth, and fly into rages (sometimes very…

I really don’t care if he does or doesn’t. I do care to hope though that someone will have the strength of character to blow his fucking brains out if he tries to nuke us all straight in to extinction.

Any truth to the rumor that WH staffers have covered up all the mirrors, because Trump keeps on attacking that other president?

He did not, however, specify what the inaccuracies may have been.

my my my MY MY MY MY

I want these dogs. They look like Jim Henson puppets.

What’s hilarious to me, a Christian, is that if these people’s beliefs and morals were so strong as they claim, then why is it they’re afraid of this stuff they claim?

Let’s string a bunch of these together and start our own country!