So... she’s a bot?

Oh GC Jr!  Swoon!

Damn. I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying!

OMG, I love this so much! That’s our favourite bedtime story. You win Parent of the Year.

Probably the least important thing I can take issue with, but I’m so verklempt, every little thing is infuriating: “The alternative would have been both catastrophic and unacceptable!” Please tell me when anything is both catastrophic and acceptable?

Evidently spelling and grammar are not job requirements in the talent management field.

I worked on this movie! And I support her message.

Captain Obvious: Jolie auditions her future children in the same manner.

I don’t know who these kids are, but I was buying crystals 30 years ago, when no one thought it was cool. And after reading that, I don’t even know who I am anymore, or what anything is. Is this a dream? Wait, did they mean crystal meth? Please save me from the internet.

The world needs more of you. This is some straight-up gold.

No.

In about two months no one is going to remember this company existed. Thank goodness.

Still all skinny chicks.

Is he illiterate or just drunk when he tweets?

My favourite things are boozy and fatty, too.

Yes, because if he had not let her stay home to nurture and encourage them, they wouldn’t have become such shiny trophies for him to trot out at the end of an op-ed.

That was my favourite bit!

“You can say oh, Obamacare. I mean — they fill up our alleys with people that you wonder how they get there, but they are not the Republican people that are representatives they are representing.”

And this is why many of the BBAs at the G20 Summit protests in Toronto were legit actual cops playing dress-up.

Is it me, or is he looking a little less orange these days? Did someone hide his Cheeto powder compact?