I expected her to be edgier in her attire

That’s why I bought my own dress (for $18). Red with black leopard print. That and my dog collar and black feather boa would’ve looked fly coming out of a hearse.

No. An emetic serves a useful purpose.

Reminder that men who choke their partners are 10 times more likely to eventually kill them. It is frequently used as an indicator of extreme danger.

Royal blue dress.

1. The coffin lid was open

It means “I publicly self-identify as an idiot”.

It just gets ever more nightmarish. This hazing death is the most acutely sociopathic than any other about which I have read. And I have been reading about hazing since I was a child.

They use the word “fraternity” the way many others use the word “Christian”.

Our “future leaders”, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you, that’s very kind. All the medical professionals say I’m lucky to be alive, and if my sister had heard the bump and gone back to sleep, I’d have bled out on the floor.

What a lovely group of people. Show’s how little they know of the word “fraternity” when they abandon someone to die simply because they’re cowards.

I don’t think a single person would be negatively effected if fraternities and sororities were all permanently disbanded forever. 

Huh. It’s almost as if policy and patriarchy dictate this stuff and not the you-go-get-‘em determination of individual women.

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

Is it too late to claim “Mother Pence’s 2nd Cardigan” as my new burner?

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

I, for one, am SHOCKED!

I regret that I only have two hands to raise.

I wish that an undercover reporter would obtain an interview, tape everything they say, and expose these assholes.