The Earl of Gaga himself?!?!

She’s rude even to her own husband, you know:

The first guy was just confused. Lady Gaga is an anagram for A Glad Gay, which is clearly the byproduct of Sharia Law

I’ve been wondering ever since Trump got the nomination— where are the good folks at Spitting Image now that we need them more than ever? Trump TOTALLY already looks like one of those rubbery blabbery puppets!

Thank you for reminding me of that clip in Genesis’s “Land of Confusion” video where the Spitting Image Reagan doll can’t tell the difference between the nuke button and the nurse button.

Ooh. That’s why they’re defunding Planned Parenthood.

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That explains their “eat the children” plan for replacing Meals on Wheels...

Ha! It’ll be fun watching them realize that hard-working folks also get a lot of government benefits, especially when it comes to healthcare, and they’re about to lose it all. I do take comfort in the fact that many of those that voted for Trump are the ones about to suffer most.

I’m pretty sure cloning Ayn Rand’s skin, so he can make a fleshlight out of it, is also another goal he has in life.

What Trump offers is less a Budget Proposal and more a Modest Proposal.

Wrong. All wrong. Jesus. “Waste” is defined as money spent helping brown people and women. They just want to get rid of “waste” and keep all THEIR government handouts intact. Its not that much to ask.

On the flip, let them slash and fucking burn. Maybe those rubes will wake the fuck up and either a) nominate a brand of conservative that isn’t a lunatic (there still are some out there, I hear), or b) just go Democrat.

Nah pretty sure we’ll be reminiscing about when we still had electricity and most of our limbs.

Dexadrine injections don’t give you the sniffles. I’ll say no more.

Depends what Brietbart says... Probably “nuke everyone who doesn’t agree with you.”

I have to get off a shitty overnight commercial flight and be functional in a second language for a meeting at 8 am and this fucking clown can’t even do dinner? Give me a fucking break.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for defending Director-level and CEO-level positions in most companies - they’re often damned hard 70 hour+ weeks and essentially 24/7 on-call, at a level that is beyond the vast bulk of people.

Then they should give Rex “Low Energy” Tillerson those same dexedrine injections Trump gets.

So many CEO-type old men in this administration used to starting at 10am, going for a 2 hour lunch at 12, and being home by 4pm are suddenly discovering that the “public sector” they’ve mocked their whole lives doesn’t roll that way.