My cat likes to vomit right at the entrance to the bathroom. He probably thinks it’s funny.

Aw, Eartha Kitteh! My cats have saved me from being a catless person with money to spend on things other than cat food? Heh. Here’s two of mine hating on each other. Magic is tres offended!

1) Completely redoing your constitutional model is not easy. Why haven’t we Americans gotten rid of the electoral college? It’s anti-democracy, after all. Having a queen with no formal power is less anti-democratic than having Presidential canidates get over 2 million more votes and still lose. Changing things is…

I feel more guilty for snickering at this casual bombshell:

Do you think the Queen and Prince Philip are still doing it?

Awww...I had an old kitty that I adopted named Nala who I swear looked like Eartha Kitt-I even (sadly) tried to submit her picture to the celebrity tabloid pet lookalike thing.

Eartha Kitteh once saved my life! One of the pilot lights on the stove had gone out, and she woke me up by vomiting as the apartment filled with gas. We would both be 100% dead if it wasn’t for the fact that you can NEVER sleep through the sound of a cat vomiting.

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I’m not sure why any medical professional who’s aware of your having body dysmorphia would promote such an extreme regime that focuses largely on the superficial.

As a cis white male, I support this message. While many of us don’t have our heads up our asses, there are far too many of us that do.

This is the biggest flaw in the logic of these so-called “Bathroom Bills” and it reveals what the intended outcomes actually are. NO ONE believes that a sign on a bathroom door will stop someone who is determined to assault another person, not even the GOP lawmakers introducing these laws. They ONLY care about…

Fuck Just Want Privacy. They’ve been terrorizing trans Washingtonians under the guise of protecting women for years (shocking that these same assholes are also in support of WA ballot measures that would make it easier for domestic abusers to purchase firearms...).

So, we’re all making donations in this fool’s name now, right?

yep...the problem was definitely on the outside, mama june.

Size 4...shoes?

Tabooola apparently thinks that I’m dying to know what everyone looks like now.

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

Is this somehow purposefully picking up on the thousands of weird “You won’t believe what Mama June looks like now!” ads that I get in Twitter and Facebook? Because that is WEIRD and I do not know why the internet thinks I need that marketing.