So do these fetishists actually, um, ‘use’ the diapers?

Yikes. I remember that in my parents’ bookshelves in the '80s.

To be fair, the dog probably wasn’t emotionally scarred from the experience.

You need a regular column here. I could read about this stuff everyday. Genius!

The feck even is this? Is this what ads are now? Jeez. Im’ma just tie an onion to my belt and call it a good life wasted.

The feck even is this? Is this what ads are now? Jeez. Im’ma just tie an onion to my belt and call it a good life…

Too bad one has to live in Chandler AZ, though. Do they even have traffic there? Google needs to test on the QEW in Ontario, ideally during a snow storm.

The day the bra manufacturers start making mixed-cup size bras is when I can celebrate. Why the hell can’t I get a C on the right and D on the left bra?

Great insight. This is so true.

So proud to be an Ontarian! But really, guys, these nutjobs will sit through their re-education session and not believe a damn word of it. The parents will still not vaccinate and all the little Mackenzies and Addisons will continue to be fed raw kale and unicorn tears and lies.

I’m so embarrassed that this is true.

There are a few, for sure. I have unfriended a couple people on FB after finding they were posting anti-vax nonsense.

Mr. OCD and I got wedding gifts from our favourite old pub owners. We didn’t even invite them to our wedding. They just really appreciated how much we had drank over the years.

Hmm, yeah. After reading this I thought: at what point in one’s life does one think, ‘Hey, I should start a cult!’ and then actually follow through with it? Then I remembered that I’m not a narcissist and cannot fathom that line of thinking.

Like this?

Boudreaux’s Butt Paste! Works great and and fun to say out loud, all the time.

It’s pretty obvious that she’s speaking in the lion’s voice.

But does she have binders full of women?

I’m sure they would love to go with full gender segregation in all public spaces, because it has worked so well throughout history and in other parts of the world. Because these people are very, very concerned about women being abused... wait, uh, I mean they are very concerned about abusing women and not getting away…

Lotta car-driving going on in Canada, btw.

She’s right. Most people get very depressed seeing the same 2-bed, 1-bath bungalow going for nearly a million dollars each episode. Oooh, granite countertops and fancy faucets, but nary a closet to be found and you can only have people over to dinner in BBQ season because the kitchen is barely big enough for two.