A lot of our Canadian housie shows do spinoffs in the US. Sandra whassername’s show (Property Virgins?) did a season in the States. I think a few of the contractor boys did too (Holmes, McGillivray).

Breaking News: Reality TV is far from real.

Holmes is the biggest fraud on TV. I wish I could give you proof without doxxing myself or setting anyone up for a lawsuit, but trust me.

BC is into poutine. But BC only does artisanal, organic, local, vegan, non-GMO, free-range, fair-trade, ethically-sourced poutine. It’s mostly truffles drizzled with unicorn tears.

Starred for the song. You do know it’s satirical, right?

Patrick Stewart is a goddamn treasure.

Last night I had a dream where I was driving and didn’t signal at all. It was super weird. IRL I’m an aggressive driver but I always, religiously, signal my intention, even parking. I don’t know what part of my subconscious wants to go one some kind of signal-less commuter joyride, but here it is.

You are my dream twin! Always with the sudden exams for classes I skipped all year long. (I haven’t been a student for nearly 20 years.) And the crumbling teeth, ugh. So many recurring nightmares.

Please tell me that is actually you in real life.

I’ve been going down the rabbit hole on this too, and yours is the most helpful explanation yet. So they’re basically Men-Children who don’t wanna play by the rules and use the excuse “I didn’t ask to be born” when Mummy says they can’t have all the cookies.

“Satan’s ear infections” just made my life. Thank you.

The mouth part of your face! (RIP BCO.)

Exactly. I think I’m somewhere in between.

This is my cat right now. He’s kinda chubby.

This!

I fear that’s not my realm. I do spend some time on Deadspin and Jalopnik, though.

Who here refuses to give up the idea that we can still be rock stars, even though we're 40?

Does she know about David Sylvian?

Lazy buddy. Tucked in and ready to pass out.