Oh good, more misunderstanding of what “free speech” means.

Oh my god, you are a genius.

I was also that kid!

It bears repeating: you are doing the lord’s work.

Where can I buy one of these magical items?

Isn’t it extra offensive that these ridiculous excuses and lies are coming out of Actual Grown-ups? I mean, these are the sorts of excuses children make to their parents when the “cookie jar accidentally fell onto my hand” or “my brother accidentally walked into my flailing fists”.

This calls for a dose of Fuck This Cat.

That tongue, right? All sticky-outty and pink and hilarious. Too bad it grows up into a big ole bear, though. But 10/10 cuteness, for sure.

Sadly, no. If I ever pass him again, what’s the universal hand gesture for “gimme a taco, man”?

The was an ancient Tacoma in front of me on the highway recently. Its owner has stuck a vinyl letter “N” after Tacoma and my commute was sooo much better for it.

THIS is the best comment ever.

Hur hur hur, Canada funny.

Anymore? Did they ever?

Can you imagine? An all-female military would get shit done so fast, wars would be over in no time, Daesh would shrivel up and die off, world peace would be an achievable goal. C’mon NATO, let’s do this!

“in the freezing city”

I think it has something to do with the Dunning–Kruger effect.

“DeLemus offers no specifics about any issues and instead makes sweeping claims and generalizations about the president and media pundits.”

So peely! I never bit my nails but it did give me the life-long habit of picking off my polish. Way to go, Tinkerbell.

“Hasbro offers a Fresh ‘n Fancy kit that allows the girls to mix their own makeup colors.”