Hmm, she sounds classy.

Understanding? Doing something? I think that’s the problem with these people right there.

Literally everybody knows this. Sorry.

“You punctuate that fucker.” My new mantra. Amazing!

Precisely.

I have such a crush on Nigella.

#NotAllCanadians. Most of us love cake and vaccines.

What psychopathic mother imposes that kind of bullshit on a 9 year old child? Arrrghhh! That’s straight-up child abuse.

Because you have basically just proven how few people are.

“I was just as unaware that Canada had Aboriginals...”

As a former gestator, I laughed so hard at this:

Eww. Eww. EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!

I’m gonna take a guess that people who put up huge displays of the “correct” nativity scene (white, non-zombie, baby jesus, et al) aren’t required to get a permit first, right? And those inflatable monstrosities - they’re legit too, I assume?

I love you, Grampa Blow!

Yep. I’ve had colleagues and acquaintances who are grown-assed, childless, people obsessed with Disney. I’m guessing it’s a version of Peter Pan Syndrome, but it’s not quite.

Abtahi tells Jezebel he has declined those free flights and that Virgin has agreed to donate them to the charity of his choice, the Human Rights Initiative of North Texas.

Listen, Muffy, you do NOT get to co-opt the Goth look. You are not in the club. Goth is what we created to distance ourselves from your lot. GTFO.

Definitely that second thing. I’ll try to remember to drip my wrist in my rye&ginger every evening. For health!

Which is why I wear an elastic on my wrist religiously. The only time it comes off is to shower (or when it is actively ponytailing). So obviously I’m worried about an infection now! Blerrghhh.

Ok, that sounds nothing like my Mom’s sweet potato casserole, but waaaay more awesome! Going to make this for Xmas!